.....and so it begins....yesterday, I went for a pedicure at the new nail salon in Wal-Mart. Friends from work had given it RAVE reviews, so I talked hubby into treating me to a "me" morning. I made sure I was there at 10am when they opened. They were VERY friendly and all greeted me with smiles. "Tina" a petite oriental girl introduced herself and asked me what my name was. I told her and she led me to a pedicure station complete with the most bizarre massage chair I have ever seen. It actually gave butt and thigh massages. Kinda nice though. I digress. "Tina" proceeded to give me the BEST pedicure I have ever had complete with a sea salt calf scrub, hot stone leg and foot massage, and parrafin wax foot wrap. After my nails were all cute she asked if I needed my eyebrows waxed, and I said, "Actually, I do, can you do it?" She assured me that she could and led me to another station....
So, there I was blissfully getting my eyebrows groomed when "Tina" says, "How about your mustache?" Taken quite aback I sat up and stated, "I do NOT have a mustache." Tina looked at me sweetly, handed me the mirror, and said, "See, you have mustache." So, I swallowed quite loudly, looked in the mirror, and sure enough, I have a little blonde mustache at the corners of my top lip......Horrified, I told Tina, "Rip that sucker off" and so she did. Then she made up for TELLING me that I had a mustache by saying, "See, NOW you look beautiful." Bless her heart. I only had to pay her a total of $50 for the great pedicure, eyebrow wax, lip wax, and that BIG FAT LIE......
Honestly, I thought the whole thing was hilarious! If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at others, and I do PLENTY of that!!
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Cute entry. I am finally finding others here on blogspot.. enjoyed finding yours and reading!
ReplyDeleteThanks Judy! I have enjoyed writing in it. Even though a lot of what I write is very personal, I hope it can help someone else.
ReplyDeleteRip that sucker off! Me, I keep thinking about botox...cause I have more lines on my forehead than my mother-in-law! HOLY CRAP
ReplyDeleteIt is GONE!!! What mustache??? LOL, wrinkles? What wrinkles? LMAO I'll keep mine. They just mean I laugh a lot. (I'll keep telling myself that)
ReplyDeleteyou're just TOO funny, Geri!
ReplyDeleteit wasn't too long ago, I looked at my mom and said, "And just exactly WHEN were you going to tell me about MUSTACHES?!!"
you'd think, with cramps, and childbirth, and child-rearing, etc....we'd get SOME kinda break, us "womens"!
LOL, no doubt K8! Will it EVER end??? I used to consider myself extremely LOW maintenance, but the older I get, the more I find it takes to maintain my look of low maintenance. WTF is up with THAT???? Sheesh....
ReplyDeleteWELL! Now I KNOW why my husband goes for the pedicures! It sounds wonderful, it will be MY turn next time! (and, yah, I will get my "stash" ripped off too! May the eyebrows? We will see....
ReplyDeleteGet the Pedicure Sharon! Well worth it!
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